Roomers

Alt right "facts" that literally defy science, logic and all forms of critical thinking.

Hey, did you hear about the COVID-19 roomers? It's a libtard hoax hurrrr durrr

by DingwallDingus February 7, 2021

Band room-ers

Noun A group of people that hang out in the school's band room hours before school starts and hours after school ends. Band roomers, though not necessarily band nerds, may be found playing their instruments (or other people's instruments) for hours, for no good reason. They also may be seen eating, loafing around, holding loud conversations, rearranging the chairs and stands, or maybe even building themselves a small shelter out of instrument cases in which to sleep in when they stay overnight. It seems as though they live in the band room 24/7. If left uncontrolled, the population of band room-ers will continue to grow, and the band room as we used to know it will transform into a homeless shelter for weirdo musicians, if such a shelter ever existed.

You may be a band roomer if:
You bring your breakfast and/or lunch and/or dinner to eat in the band room.
You come to school before 7 AM for no other purpose than to hang out in the band room.
You are in the band room after 4 PM and you are not a custodian or band director.
You spend a grand total of three hours or more in the band room, not counting band itself.
You live in the band room.

I came to school at 6:45 AM for a sectional and these band room-ers are already there! When I leave, they're still there at 6 PM!

Do these band room-ers have somewhere else to hang out other than the band room???

Band room-ers, please go home!!!

by ShHtsFoReal14 September 28, 2012

Roomer

Refers to someone who typically stays in their room for over two thirds of their day in their room, hence the name. Roomers neglect the outside world and usually have an attention span that is too short to allow them to effectively accomplish anything they want to do and will usually fantasize about any possible future accomplishments they wish to achieve.

Guy 1: "My god I'm starting to get sick of Jack staying in his room all day."
Guy 2: "He's basically a roomer at this point. We're probably never going to see him again."

by General Wilhelm November 13, 2019

rookers

hands

"...rubbing his rookers oh his grazzy apron.."

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

Roamers

Roamers is a Criminality gang made by Lxrdsaint.
It is the worst asian gang in history of criminality.
They only rely on numbers and lose once the enemies get a hold on them in a 22v10.
They are also full of femboys and catboys.

"Yooo hop on! we raiding Roamers!"

"Yeah sure bro they're gonna die to 2 people but have 15 guys on their side LMAO"

by nuggerino August 31, 2021

Roogers

The process of driving slowly into things and people for as long as possible and causing as much destruction and nuisance as you can before you need to stop. Roogers can also be described as a game supposed to originate from dares, usually related to manliness.

"Only real men play roogers"

"Nobody in history is thought to have ever played roogers for real."

"A drunk dude played roogers with my neighbors fence last night'

by GamesMaster36 March 7, 2022

Roonerspism

A Spoonerism. Literally.

Roonerspism is the Spoonerism of Spoonerism

by JamesCT May 8, 2006