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The Squeeze is an act where during intercourse with a man and a woman, the woman proceeds to milk your penis by giving the shaft a light squeeze all the way down. Thus mimicking how a cow's udders are milked.
"Oh yeah Sophia gave me The Squeeze last night. It felt like I was being milked."
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by Lord_McNuggey_ May 13, 2020
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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