A Big Skipper is a heavy woman that is strangely attractive. You can find them at local watering holes, if there’s karaoke. Big Skippers while attractive are capable of inflicting serious bodily harm and are known to throw down over any slight, real, or perceived.
Dude 1: “Nixon, what happened to your eye; did you get in a beef last night?
Nixon: “Dude, I was sneaking out with that Big Skipper and three hicks jumped me in the parking lot. Good thing I picked that heavy hitter, she banged out two hicks and I fought the third to a draw.”
Nixon: “Dude, I was sneaking out with that Big Skipper and three hicks jumped me in the parking lot. Good thing I picked that heavy hitter, she banged out two hicks and I fought the third to a draw.”
by P-Biddy June 29, 2018
Skipper boy is something you would call someone if they are being a chicken. Like if they refuse to do something like a dare you call them a skipper boy.
by ThineOlConiChi December 18, 2021
thicc skipper is a truly thicc boi, from the Penguins of Madagascar episode Action Reaction. beautiful songs have been written about him.
by LondoniumZ May 18, 2019
by Croquet Martini May 4, 2005
Me and my mates were bored so we decided to make a special day cuz why not - The day is on the 8th of December and its when u can basically do watever u want like kicking boys in the nuts, punching anyone, flooring atleast 2 people, hitting everyone that has a new cut, shouting and being weird and wearing a mask cuz of the corona shit ;)))
by UrLocalMother;)) December 8, 2020
When your ass is being fingered so vigorously and intensely by a partner with fat, sausage fingers that you burst a vessel/hemorrhoid.
by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2017
The baby of a mud shark. Name originates from the female being a mud shark, having one of many kids (usually from differant sharks) and the male skipping town when he finds out the fat white chick he impulsively banged is having a baby.
by slick sal June 21, 2005