Dr. skipper

the ghetto verison of dr. pepper

kid: mommy, will you buy me a dr. pepper?
mother: no son, we are too poor. how about i buy you a dr. skipper instead?

by skin May 18, 2005

Dr. skipper

A generic form of Dr. Pepper. Usually sold in Safeway.

That's some great Dr. Skipper you've got there!

by Croquet Martini May 03, 2005

Dr. skipper

If you find that your pathetic collection of nickles and dimes is hardly enough for a much needed can/bottle/2 litter of Dr. Pepper, never fear! The inovative minds of Safeway Select have created for us Dr. Skipper. A name so delightfully familiar that we know what it's supposed to be a rip off of, yet still safe from the snapping jaws of soda company attourneys. You may find the price to be narly.

Warning: Driking Dr. Skipper warm may not result in a pleasuable expiriance.

"Hey guys, I searched the couch cushions today, how's about I spring for a two litter of Dr. Skipper!"

"Sure, sounds grand!"

"Thanks man, you're narly to the max"

by fondoo August 02, 2005

Dr. skipper

To swindle, to perform an act of fraud

Man, we totally got Dr. Skippered on that eighth! It's all seeds and stems!

by LC Skipper June 03, 2007

Dr. Skipper

A Safeway bootleg bargain-basement knock-off generic drink that appears to be a xeroxed watered-down Dr. Pepper... but it really actually tastes more like a slightly watery Mr. Pibb---which also tastes like a Dr. Pepper rip-off.

Eh... it has it's charm.

I can't afford a can of Dr. Pepper. How about a two-liter jug of Dr. Skipper?
Dr. Skipper?!? He's a quack!!!

by ALL THAT DAMN DUDE TALK October 24, 2018