If you find that your pathetic collection of nickles and dimes is hardly enough for a much needed can/bottle/2 litter of Dr. Pepper, never fear! The inovative minds of Safeway Select have created for us Dr. Skipper. A name so delightfully familiar that we know what it's supposed to be a rip off of, yet still safe from the snapping jaws of soda company attourneys. You may find the price to be narly.
Warning: Driking Dr. Skipper warm may not result in a pleasuable expiriance.
"Hey guys, I searched the couch cushions today, how's about I spring for a two litter of Dr. Skipper!"
A Safeway bootleg bargain-basement knock-off generic drink that appears to be a xeroxed watered-down Dr. Pepper... but it really actually tastes more like a slightly watery Mr. Pibb---which also tastes like a Dr. Pepperrip-off.
Eh... it has it's charm.
I can't afford a can of Dr. Pepper. How about a two-liter jug of Dr. Skipper?
Dr. Skipper?!? He's a quack!!!
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.