Term that is generally by my one nighters and Hos to describe my bed room. This term has been copied from me because of its alluring ability on the women. A key example of this is that new Asian comedian on Comedy Central. But thats alright, cause there is no place like "The Shire".
Please note: Gnomes in your Shire is a preference.
Please note: Gnomes in your Shire is a preference.
by Mocco April 7, 2008
A shithole which consist of ugly bogans who surf on the daily and eat party pies and sausage rolls for breakfast, lunch and dinner. These gronks have no sense of culture and are as dumb as dog shit.
Bogan 1: Oi Mate lets tear up the shire tonight with some shielas !
Bogan 2: Yeah mate how many durries you got ?
Bogan 1: As many as I can count (6 durries)
Bogan 2 : FUCKEN OATH CUNT ILL SEE YOU AT THE SURF CLUB
Bogan 2: Yeah mate how many durries you got ?
Bogan 1: As many as I can count (6 durries)
Bogan 2 : FUCKEN OATH CUNT ILL SEE YOU AT THE SURF CLUB
by Nick_7 June 1, 2018
The act of showering in raw sewage. It consists of shit, piss, and other disgusting bodily excrements.
1. Yo brahh, somethin is up with the sewage system. I just went to take a shower and got shired on.
2. When I was takin a piss, someone tipped the porter potty and I was shired in shit.
2. When I was takin a piss, someone tipped the porter potty and I was shired in shit.
by And What? April 24, 2011
When you attempt to crack a nang at kick ons but end up having a blow out. Often leading to an embarrassing and disappointing release of gas while getting roasted by the fellas.
Ah sorry bro, I just shired the last nang. My bad bro.
Brooooo you just shired all over me!
There is nothing worse than trying to woo a lady and then doing a loud shire in front of them.
Brooooo you just shired all over me!
There is nothing worse than trying to woo a lady and then doing a loud shire in front of them.
by Houdini hears a Who October 23, 2019
Home of Frodo baggins, Samwise gamgee, Meriadoc brandybuck, Peragrin took and Bilbo baggins- the most famousest of hobbitses
Gandalf: Back in the day, Thorin gave Bilbo a shirt of methril
Gimli: Oh!that was a kingly gift!
Gandalf: yes! i never told him, but its worth was greater than the entire Shire
Gimli: Oh!that was a kingly gift!
Gandalf: yes! i never told him, but its worth was greater than the entire Shire
by Zellie February 27, 2004
by pearbottom April 27, 2011
When a Shirine meets new people. "Hi everyone, My name is Aimee, I'm from the Shire, Australia." Producing calander from bag. "and this is where I live."
by Pascal April 22, 2005