Im flopping to the gym OOOO CRAP Never mind to much energy just gonna slap my belly from now on I think I've seen a machine like this before on the internet. Super fat loving blubber. Evil big boys that will RKO you. this is what a seal is.
by OKBUDDY February 15, 2019
Seal is the nickname for Matt Bryant, such as his other nickanmes: Babyface, The Hustler, The Playboy, etc.
"Seal what the hell are you doing!"
"Seal what the hell are you doing!"
by Senor Grande Penja August 24, 2008
Performed in mormon temples, it is their marriage ceremony, which is performed at a sacred altar within the temple.
A prerequisite to the sealing is that the the man takes his bride to be through the veil of the temple at the end of the mormon endowment, thereby learning her "new name". The wife never is to know her husbands "name". Because in the wording of the sealing ordinance, the woman gives herself to the man, and the man takes her unto himself. A man can be sealed to an unlimited number of women as long as the previous wife is dead, but a woman can only be sealed to one man. Thus while mormons do not practice polygamy in life, it is still a part of their doctrine, and will exist in the "celestial kingdom" aka mormon heaven.
A prerequisite to the sealing is that the the man takes his bride to be through the veil of the temple at the end of the mormon endowment, thereby learning her "new name". The wife never is to know her husbands "name". Because in the wording of the sealing ordinance, the woman gives herself to the man, and the man takes her unto himself. A man can be sealed to an unlimited number of women as long as the previous wife is dead, but a woman can only be sealed to one man. Thus while mormons do not practice polygamy in life, it is still a part of their doctrine, and will exist in the "celestial kingdom" aka mormon heaven.
sealing, sealings, eternal marriage, polygamy
by The light bringer December 11, 2010
S,E,A,L. (not to be confused and/or misguided)
a Seal is a highly-trained special forces singer of the Music Industry. Part of the K,I,S,S and higher than FROMAROSE. Seal is pretty much a modern-day ninja, a renagade,if you will; he is trained to steal YOUR heart with his allagator chomps on the cheeks. He could easily make a supersonic man out of you. His shiny head is already melt to scenery and he can make a plate of mac-n-cheese-un-noticed. On Stage, he "blows" away any contender beyond human-conception.
a Seal is a highly-trained special forces singer of the Music Industry. Part of the K,I,S,S and higher than FROMAROSE. Seal is pretty much a modern-day ninja, a renagade,if you will; he is trained to steal YOUR heart with his allagator chomps on the cheeks. He could easily make a supersonic man out of you. His shiny head is already melt to scenery and he can make a plate of mac-n-cheese-un-noticed. On Stage, he "blows" away any contender beyond human-conception.
"Not everyone can be Seal. Infact you'd have to be a kiss from a rose to be one! If you really want to be Seal, You have to find allagator chomps"
-me
"But did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large, And the light that you shine can't be seen?"
-Seal Motto
"If your called to duty,but your out of toilet paper, then you've failed"
-me
-me
"But did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large, And the light that you shine can't be seen?"
-Seal Motto
"If your called to duty,but your out of toilet paper, then you've failed"
-me
by Bill+Pot=High March 2, 2005
Abbreviation of the expression "Oh My God, Seals!"
Used in situations where one is completely trashed and seeing things, usually associated with psychedelics.
Used in situations where one is completely trashed and seeing things, usually associated with psychedelics.
Patrice: "Oh man, I am SO fucking trashed, I think I can see Seals!"
Travis (when looking at a sandbag): "Oh my god, look...SEALS!!"
Travis (when looking at a sandbag): "Oh my god, look...SEALS!!"
by Patdogs January 18, 2008
(Re: urban exploration) Describes an abandoned building or other abandoned site whose owner has secured it by means of barriers, alarms, guards, etc., making it very difficult or risky to try to enter.
by Pablo Vilas September 1, 2015
Anyone belonging to the EMO sub-culture. Due to the fact that they bark and dance like seals. They have a similar cry (out for attention), and dark eyes (usually the EMO kids are make up covering their bags from staying up late and crying, or being hit by jocks in the face with a closed fist). Their skin also shares similarities being pale, cold, and slimey. They also both smell like fish, and have gross facial hair. Mainly the female of the EMO species.
by RNB September 19, 2006