by guccipizzapasta September 9, 2020
Another name for a boyfriend or girlfriend that you don't want to bring around your friends. Good enough to have sex with but not good enough to show off.
Your friend calls and asks, "what are you doing tonight?" , and you reply, " oh just playing cards with my roommate."
by Pickle-puss32 June 5, 2017
When you do not want people realizing you're dating someone for personal reasons, you label the woman as a roommate and that both of you have never been intimate. Instead of just coming out with your relationship you make a convoluted web of lies and deciet to cover any evidence of a relationship.
by Dyerd_ September 2, 2020
someone you live with who you thought would be a good friend. it turns out they they insult you into submission until you are crying in your closet for 3 hours a day, to scared to come out due to fear of more insults.
example: your a crappy roommate you flaming stag, why dont you go take a nap... in the bottem of a bath tub. you useless sack of sh*t.
by ~dan!_ October 5, 2006
by guccipizzapasta September 9, 2020
Used to describe your wife after years of marriage. She becomes your roommate when the sex dries up, she annoys you all the time, she constantly badgers you about drinking larry (see larry), and when she speaks it sounds like the teacher on Charlie Brown.
"My roommate found a receipt in my pants for our night out at the bar. She was disgusted by the number of Larrys we drank."
by Bok Choy Jr. May 22, 2008
The reason why you are not sleeping right now. Not because he is annoying, but because he is one of your best friends even if he wasn't before rooming. The one who can make you laugh with random stuff he does in the safety of your room and vice versa. The kind that you can make endless inside jokes with, sometimes even daily.
by awesomeroomie November 28, 2010