by JayGulBard May 15, 2007
A a sudden passing of gas that is neither heard or smelled, but can be felt as a bubble in the back of one's jeans.
Sitting in class, Jeremy was glad that no one had noticed him poot, but was still uncomfortable with the gas left in his pants.
by darles chickens January 7, 2010
"Yo can you grab that pencil I dropped for me"
"I dont want to"
"My hands are full and besides, you are such a poot"
"I dont want to"
"My hands are full and besides, you are such a poot"
by pootmaster May 12, 2022
An onomatopeic expression that is the only way to describe the noise made when a small rodent spontaneously combusts.
by Tazar The Yoot July 11, 2008
An episode of flatulance that occurs only during defication. The difference between farts and poots are usually the duration and the sound it produces. Farts usually last longer than two seconds. Poots general last only a second, and do not resonate in rapid-fire fashion like farts. Poots are generally the wind that one usually produces when they are straining to push out feces from the rectum.
by Mr. Dwayne May 20, 2005
by bungiser July 9, 2021
Armenian slang term, usually vulgar, for the vagina. Similar to the English use of the word, "pussy."
by Tkhmar November 13, 2006