When you mash your blue balls against a window
As my ex wife looks at me though the window I throw up my Pluto platter
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“Aye bro so did you smash the jawn?”
“Naw, I got the neck platter tho.”
by 215tiki May 10, 2019
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The act of defecating on a room service plate and then covering it with the silver top. Can be performed in response to poor quality food, poor service, framing a coworker you are traveling with, or just random fun. For the experienced professional traveller, intercepting a coworkers meal, stealing the food for yourself while leaving a silver platter for him/her then delivering, can provide years of fond memories.
"After my coworker stiffed me with the tab for the client dinner, I left a silver platter outside his room."
by My TV Turns September 15, 2009
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An assortment of sexual partners
I wonder who I will choose from my fuck platter to have sex with tonight!
by SwIrLieDeee April 29, 2014
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The act of one sperming in ones hand and having your partner lick the sperm out of the hand; such as a Silver platter.
DJ Cream Pie: I totally served a chick my manbullet platter last night.
Dr Extenze: Gave her straight 5 star dining last night.
DJ Cream Pie: Straight up
by DJ Cream Pie and Dr Extenze April 16, 2011
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When one partner defecates on the other's abdomen, and then they proceed to engage in missionary style sexual intercourse.
After a Mexican dinner, the couple enjoyed a Bronx Platter for dessert.
by the Bronx Bomber November 19, 2004
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A Pittsburgh Platter is a steaming load of shit dumped off on a man's chest by a woman or man, whatever the preference may be.
Dude! She gave him a Pittsburgh Platter! That shit's so gross!
by JManDC August 30, 2007
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