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silver platter 

The act of defecating on a room service plate and then covering it with the silver top. Can be performed in response to poor quality food, poor service, framing a coworker you are traveling with, or just random fun. For the experienced professional traveller, intercepting a coworkers meal, stealing the food for yourself while leaving a silver platter for him/her then delivering, can provide years of fond memories.
"After my coworker stiffed me with the tab for the client dinner, I left a silver platter outside his room."
silver platter by My TV Turns September 15, 2009
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silver platter 

to eat out a girl while she is held up my another guy
Zeke and Colin silver plattered that bitch last night
silver platter by Colin Heath December 15, 2003

silver platter 

a postition where two men place a woman on their shoulders, and one holds her and the other eats her out
We silver platter that bitch last night
silver platter by Nick Harper December 15, 2003

Silver Platter 

a term used as a derogatory term towards toward Jewish people often used in similarity with other antisemitic terms
"Look at That Silver Platter boy" "lets go take his silver platter"
Silver Platter by Lsdososd March 20, 2024

silver pattern

Short for the Southern Silver Zodiac.
Pretty much a zodiac for southern people.
My silver pattern will get me laid.
silver pattern by FUFULIGHTNING September 21, 2013

Silver Platterpuss

Any piece of ass served to you on a sliver platter, i.e. a wife or girlfriend. No hunting necessary. Not to be confused with platterpuss.
"You married guys have it easy, you get to go home to the Silver Platterpuss."
Silver Platterpuss by Jemagu December 29, 2011
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