A species which entertains people despite having a human hand lodged up their ass.
Famous Muppets such as Kermit and Gonzo are more interesting than the reality shows on my T.V.
by Dupa December 10, 2003
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A tad dumber than the average dickhead.
"You dropped me hotdog, you bleedin' muppet!"
by Parz July 26, 2006
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Mutant Undercover Pinko Puppet Espionage Team. Googly-eyed abominations created in Soviet laboratories to infiltrate and destroy America from the inside out. They disguise themselves as lovable puppets but actually want you to turn against the government. It is a fact that Kermit the Frog's arm-waving is actually a form of hypnotic brain washing that makes children want to burn U.S. flags and do heroin. Some of them live in the ghetto, particularly a slum called "Sesame Street", in which there lives a homosexual couple and a creature that lives in garbage, obviously an attempt to teach kids that homosexuality and living in poverty are OK. Sharing is also a dominant theme, proving that these creatures have strong communist values. The only logical response to these creatures is to burn every single Muppet toy you see.
It's a muppet! It's here to corrupt our children!
by BloodyJesusPizza February 19, 2013
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MUPPET is an acronym for:

'Most Useless / Pathetic Person Ever Trained'

Common usage has seen the term become a day-to-day reference for someone who is particularly stupid, clumsy or lacking common in sense and logic.

Origins: Unknown - however most evidence points to the film industry (particulary gaffers & grips) rather than the US Military who is usually given the credit for such acronyms.
"Shall we get Tom in on the project?
Tom? - Hell no, He's a total muppet."
by EnzoYug June 4, 2006
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(verb) to finger-fuck a small person so vigorously that through the combined motion or their own climax, they flail around and yelp like a muppet. The person fingering is the muppeter, the person being fingered is the muppetee. Past tense: muppeted.
I hooked up with Janine last night. She was so into it I ended up muppeting her.
by Edward Lindemunder November 29, 2005
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