When having sex with a girl, pull out just before cuming, step back a few meters and aim upwards then shoot your load in a high-arcing trajectory, extra points if your shell hits the face.
Man, my girl dumped me cause i used my mortar on her.
by Yagdraa March 23, 2019
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damn look at the mortar hot girl. you need to call 911.
by chico78225 January 14, 2011
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Gay jokes, memes, and/or gifs that are dropped like bombs in group chat.
Dude it looks like the moon in the group chat from all the gay mortar shells
by LLJFondle February 11, 2019
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When a person shits in a Vuvuzela, then blows and shoots it onto someone’s chest.
Mary wanted to get spicy on Friday night, so I gave her a South African Mortar.
by Kim Jong Poo Poo April 8, 2022
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What former-Prez Ray-gun used in his various attempts to "crush" opposition to his foreign policies that were pro-big-biz at the tragic cost to the local inhabitants of said oppressed/conquered areas.
It's fortunate that the Iranian hostage-crisis was settled before "Prune-Face Ronnie" was elected, or the tense-but-stable situation might have gotten far worse if said senile loud-helicopter-utilizer had started using his "mortar and pistol" policies to try to get said captured Americans freed.
by QuacksO February 5, 2022
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When two people of willing spirit engage in a coupling of anus and penetrating item use a moment of passion to gyrate their hips in alternating directions.
Christian i think I'm ready, Mix my mortar!
by Poopdiddle February 4, 2019
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A lack of brain cells; a type of disease that causes extreme unintelligence
Gee, Matthew sure has a bad case of mortar brain. I heard he got a D on the math text.
by Jmuss729472 November 7, 2017
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