A hep swivel is diverting something with a completly irrelevant question or statement to the subject of conversation. To be used to change the subject, especially when you don't like where the conversation is going.
Valarie: Bobby, we need to talk about our relationship....
Bobby: You're friend Janice called. I think she mentioned something about shoe shopping.
Valarie: Loveyoubye! *SLAM*
Bobby: Phew, saved by the old hep swivel.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 16, 2010
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The driver involved with the hit & run incident appeared to be hepped up on goofballs
by Dr. Zoidberg December 8, 2002
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A combination of herpes, hepatitis, and syphillis; the result of having sex with a nasty stripper
Man, that hoe from the titty-bar will give you herp-a-hep-a-syph-a-fuck-a-litis!
by SexyNelly July 19, 2006
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Someone who thinks they’re funny and knowledgeable/ a no I️t all but is actually just a goof
You a hep
by Blahhg February 24, 2018
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A hep is a nickname govern to those who have squeaky voiceshigh pitch. Also majority of heps h
Are obese and are below 3ft 4'
Guy1 "look at that kid he's so fat, small and squeaky "

Guy2 " yehhe must be a Hep "
Guy3 "i love sheree"
by Big Hesk August 31, 2018
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name ralated to sep, acid reflux, a shock
hep is busy
by xdr5t3evq3q September 17, 2023
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hep is a shortcut to help when your keyboard and autocorrect isn’t doing its job.
by nookay June 15, 2021
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