When a person ingests a said quantity of opiates or uppers and is sent into a mania of sudden movements such as beating on their thighs or cleaning vigorously by effect of the drug. Or the act of doing opiates and uppers together otherwise known as speedballing.
by Megaseth May 7, 2010
Guy 1: Yo dude, I was hamboning this chick all night...fucking delicious.
Guy 2: The ham, or the chick?
Guy 1: ...the ham.
Guy 2: The ham, or the chick?
Guy 1: ...the ham.
by Phyllis E. Rection December 18, 2010
Large handles found on the waists of freshmen females, used as handles while conducting intercourse or for spooning. Often the cause of poor self esteem while wearing pants or skirts that are 3 times smaller than their actual waist size.
"Hey Jen, Look at that girl's hambones. It looks like a spare tire of fat around her waist."
"OMG, my hambones are soooo brused. I was conducting intercourse with Kevin last night and it was rough. I hope he hasn't found out that I'm in high school."
"OMG, my hambones are soooo brused. I was conducting intercourse with Kevin last night and it was rough. I hope he hasn't found out that I'm in high school."
by Chinese Tourist April 21, 2006
Larissa: "ay girl what'd you do last night?"
Shantissa: "me and my mans did some hamboning, I can't walk straight!"
Shantissa: "me and my mans did some hamboning, I can't walk straight!"
by Obama696969 January 12, 2018
Guy 1: Yo dude, I was hamboning this chick all night...fucking delicious.
Guy 2: The ham, or the chick?
Guy 1: ...the ham.
Guy 2: The ham, or the chick?
Guy 1: ...the ham.
by Phyllis E. Rection December 18, 2010
an excruciatingly boring professor, one who is obviously too friend out to comprehend the level of boredom that the class rises to when the lesson plan has begun.
Did you hear the HAMBONER today? Soooo boring, it's almost unreal. I wish we had a less HAMBONERISH teacher...
by GalwayGirl July 3, 2009
A person, usually male, who extreamly dedicated to fantasy sports to the point of degenerate level and is also extreamly successful in the afore mentioned fantasy endeavors.
by ItsDJOBie July 9, 2018