Geodud 

A romantic or dating interest you choose Not to pursue because they live in a geographically undesireable location.

Scott is so sweet and nice, but he’s really a geodud. It would take me over an hour just to get to his place and it’s way out in the boondocks. There’s no way we would work out.

Geodud by simcognito June 21, 2018

Geodude 

The most gangster pokemon alive. He has no legs, but he doesn't need them, only arms. One for slappin' bitches, and one for countin' money.

"Is Geodude gonna have to mud-slap a bitch?"

Geodude by The Salt December 17, 2009

Geoduding 

When you insert your cock into your girls mouth and she mudslides it down and then you rock smash her vagina into eternal orgasm that sets her into hospital.

Daz: Obelisk fam you dont know what happened to me dude, I've been at the police station ever since I was geoduding with my girl.
StephanM: Dave bro I want to play fgunz but I've still got a warrant for geoduding with this ugly ass trick.

Geoduding by obeliskthetittytwister March 4, 2017

Geodude 

A midget who has had his or her legs amputated.

Misty: So I was hiking through Mt. Moon yesterday, and this midget with no legs crawled up to me and tried to start a fight!
Ash: fucking Geodudes, they just won't leave you alone...

Geodude by FleaSlapper February 14, 2012

Geodude 

Pokemon #074.
Type: Rock.
Element: Rock/Ground.
Height: 1' 4"
Weight: 44 lbs.
Found in fields and mountains. Mistaking them for boulders, people often step or trip on them.

Geodude, I choose you!

Geodude by Lord of the Farce April 7, 2004

geydude 

A Geydude is someone who wears Hey Dude shoes with socks on, even though it’s completely unnecessary and looks weird.

Don’t invite Kyle to come out with us, he’s gonna dress like a Geydude and scare all the girls away again.

geydude by My name is Brent September 4, 2021

geodude 

the most annoying pokemon that keeps popping up when you're going through a cave.
it sucks ass but it still wants to fight your godlike pokemons.
unsatisfying.

"fuck.. another geodude."

geodude by ChEeZeBurGeR February 20, 2008