Getting old is no fun. When you catch a cold after you hit 30, you gotta start wearing panty liners to protect yourself from the snibbles.
by simcognito December 21, 2018
A romantic or dating interest you choose Not to pursue because they live in a geographically undesireable location.
Scott is so sweet and nice, but he’s really a geodud. It would take me over an hour just to get to his place and it’s way out in the boondocks. There’s no way we would work out.
by simcognito June 22, 2018