by jnovakane February 8, 2005
The guy who's on your ass 24/7 about grades, sports, what you do with your free time, drugs, alcohol, your behavior....etc and will never give you a break, or room to breath, he can also be pretty chill when he has vented all his rage on the rest of your family, he likes classic rock, talking about politics, he is never wrong and will argue until his face turns red to prove his point no matter how ridiculous it may be, he is either the best or the worst when he drinks, he is extremely controlling with what you do and how you manage your time, he does love you (well i mean he is your father right?) and after owning you he usually says its because he loves you (which is usually bullshit)overall you still love your dad even tho he may be a total asshole, and when u move away you will love him even more
Me: Dad is it alright if i got to Jess's party?
Dad: Hmmm I just got you report card, do you know you have a D in math this quarter?
Me: yes... (thinking FUCK)I'm sorry?
Dad: well you're gonna be sorry because from now on you're not doing shit until you learn to be responsible, you're in high school grow up...(getting more pissed) i know you stole two of my Bud Lights I'm adding two weeks to your punishment you're going to be an alcoholic some day
Dad: Hmmm I just got you report card, do you know you have a D in math this quarter?
Me: yes... (thinking FUCK)I'm sorry?
Dad: well you're gonna be sorry because from now on you're not doing shit until you learn to be responsible, you're in high school grow up...(getting more pissed) i know you stole two of my Bud Lights I'm adding two weeks to your punishment you're going to be an alcoholic some day
by DankChiefer3000 May 29, 2008
by noel fielding's hairspray July 12, 2008
The parent that shits in your bathroom. Also takes a ton of shit. Your dad is super loving actually, except most people find fathers to be inconsiderate fucks. No one cares if your father forced told you to buy your own house. And no one cares that your dad supports the 2nd amendment. Back to the other shitting part, his shits are fucking MASSIVE. I'm talking like holy shit massive, like your toilet cannot be unclogged massive.
Welp. My son is gay, the other is a right wing, and my daughter's a feminist. I'm surprised I haven't killed myself. Am I a good dad? Yeah.
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