When having sex with a Cuban girl and your about to shoot a hard one into her, begin counting down from however long till you cum in your bitch, and then the goal is to make her climax before you do.
by TheHunterV280 July 27, 2010
noun. during intercourse or other sexual acts, the failure to keep the penis erect. Commonly referred to as Erectile Disfunction (ED) and treated using Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, etc.
Man, we were having the best sex ever last night but then I had a Cuban Missile Crisis even Kennedy couldn't fix.
by nuttedhard March 17, 2009
When a Cuban-American partakes in anal sex then withraws only to cum up the back of the recieving participant.
by hoe-low August 15, 2011
When a person takes a half filled beer and inserts it into their lovers anus. The lover then shits into the bottle mixing the shit with the beer. The bottle is then removed and drank. While there is still sum sheer (shit/beer) in the mouth the lovers then make out.
by Dr. Sick Fuck July 25, 2009
by Lloyd Crosby May 16, 2006
When an individual leads his cohorts to believe that his penis is massive in size, although, in actuality, it resembles an enlarged clitoris. The cohorts usually end up feeling sexually threatened.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear that Jim's dick is 8 and a half inches long?"
Person 2: "No, that's just a Cuban Missile Crisis, his ex-girlfriend told me."
Person 2: "No, that's just a Cuban Missile Crisis, his ex-girlfriend told me."
by ProtoZone February 27, 2011
When an individual of Cuban descent makes their partner experience multiple back to back intense orgasms in the span of a minute.
by Castro's Pet Duck October 26, 2017