When an individual leads his cohorts to believe that his penis is massive in size, although, in actuality, it resembles an enlarged clitoris. The cohorts usually end up feeling sexually threatened.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear that Jim's dick is 8 and a half inches long?"
Person 2: "No, that's just a Cuban Missile Crisis, his ex-girlfriend told me."
Person 2: "No, that's just a Cuban Missile Crisis, his ex-girlfriend told me."
by ProtoZone February 27, 2011
by Porkrhind December 22, 2016
by ytreffaL naneiK April 29, 2015
When you want to have a circle jerk, but you only have two participants. Tensions mount as the two males face each other and begin to masturbate, waiting to see who will shoot first. Bonus points are awarded if one of them has a cigar.
by Kmac46 December 2, 2006
The sudden and extreme need to defecate brought on by the nicotine in a strong cigar. This is an instantaneous and unavoidable date with the porcelain throne.
by Herfmaster March 22, 2013
This is a very specific situation when you are in a meeting at work with just one too many cups of coffee. You need to get out of there but don’t know what to do.
Jimbo, my man, they called a meeting just after my second pot of coffee. It was a brutal two hours. I was sweating the whole time and a little even came out on the drawers. You’ve been there. It was the classic case of The Cuban Missile Crisis! Fuck
by Larry and Rex and Benny September 26, 2018
1) When Elian Gonzalez's family ran out of things to throw at the cops.
2) When the USA under JFK narrowly avoided an eldritch rendezvous with destiny.
2) When the USA under JFK narrowly avoided an eldritch rendezvous with destiny.
by Fearman August 30, 2007