That coot lost his mind.
by DavidMoore June 7, 2005
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A replacement for the word "cunt" because "cunt" is a bad word
Coot of the day goes to...
by Jkaren614 January 10, 2017
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A small flightless bird indigenous to North America. Genus specie - cootia cootius
eg 1: Every weekend I try to catch coot coot.
eg 2: Stuff my pet coot coot with a kielbasa thanks and regards.
by Webster February 3, 2005
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One man cums in another mans anus, then the first man farts it out over the second mans face.
I feel like cooting your dirty face, bitch!
by Dill Wum December 21, 2010
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A word used typically by a dog or animal with broken English to describe another animal or person, however it is usually used to describe the user of the word themselves.
Dog Owner: Who's a cute puppy? Are you a cute puppy?

Dog: I am! I very coot!
by Bediebys October 13, 2020
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coot

- A shorter version of the word cooter, which basically means vagina. "coot" is less crass-sounding than "cooter". It is probably most similar in connotation to the word twat when referencing a vagina, as opposed to pussy, which has a more sexual connotation and snatch which sounds pretty crass.

- More commonly a "coot" is an older, usually male person, and generally refers to a perceived diminished capacity, uncouthness or senility. Typically said "old coot".
She's got a pretty ugly coot for a pornstar.

That old coot hanging out on his porch all day is always yelling at the kids for no reason.
by Laqueshus June 6, 2009
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Something between cute and cool. That's why it is the mix of those words. Coot also sounds like "cute," however it is with double "o," so it is associated with cool.
-I don't hate or dislike my ex-friends because they all were my choices and I had a big journey with them!
-That's so coot, Senna!
by pisonik December 6, 2020
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