coot coot

Slang for cooter, vagina.

I told that bitch to shut up or I'd kick her in the coot coot. Yeah...

by VIRGIL January 28, 2005

coot coot

A small flightless bird indigenous to North America. Genus specie - cootia cootius

eg 1: Every weekend I try to catch coot coot.
eg 2: Stuff my pet coot coot with a kielbasa thanks and regards.

by Webster February 3, 2005

Coot coot coot

Used as sound of action in cutting someone down; derogitory gesture to poke jabs ; sarcastic boast of a winning or one being right and proving it .

"I guess you heard that didn't ya , coot coot coot "often said along with body language of taking one or two fingers making a short fast rake or brushing off motion of their cheek or lower jaw bone

by Doní December 17, 2018

grandma coot coot

a younger person whos vagina looks like an older womans vagina. they may also have the smell of fish coming from between their legs.

BOB: "that girl is such a slut"
DAN: "yea, she probably is a grandma coot coot."

by beerdrinker March 10, 2009

coot boot

See cunt punt

Just slightly less profane.

Mike- Hey Jim, this girl was being a total bitch. I was this close to cunt punting her!
Jim- Yo man, you can't say that, my kid sister is right here!
Mike- Oh, sorry. I mean I was about to coot boot the slut.

by Andrew + Kevin March 4, 2009

dip coot

A yeast infection stemming from being eaten out by a guy who recently had a dip in his lip.

"Wow it hurts to pee because I have a dip coot"
"Dont tell me another dipper went down on you.."

by molllzzlllz October 9, 2016

coot crusties

the vagina sauce that u get stuck in ur pubes after a long nite of fucking

i gotta get a shower and wash the coot crusties off my hammer!!

by goochiebunga February 20, 2011