(v.) Performing badly at almost everything; sports, video games, career, affairs of the heart etc. Person who exemplifies these traits.
Jeff wants to join our basketball team, but he can't because he clarks everything up.
by Jon September 15, 2003
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To take one's things be sheer ignorance or ill-attention. Often someone's prized possession or the last remaining item available to a group.

Can refer to time wasted by an individual who babbles on unintelligibly.
Has anyone seen my map markers? No man, I think someone "Clarked" it.

Someone keeps "Clarking" the last cup of coffee.
by Top_Tank July 28, 2012
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An english name meaning a teacher or consultant, derived from the egyptian hieroglyphic meaning to love. It was first intended as a male name, but now is being used more frequently as female. A girl named Clarke is a loyal friend, who will protect those she loves at any cost. Other common characterisitics include humor, spontaneity, competitiveness, and hard-working. The most common hair and eye color for women named Clarke are blonde hair and brown eyes. The most common medical traits found in those named Clarke can include: anxiety, ADD, ADHD, diabetes, depression and breast cancer.
"Look at that girl over there!"
"Which one?"
"The blonde one. She looks like such a Clarke!"
by tmont21 September 17, 2011
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To get arrested for driving while intoxicated after a night of heavy drinking to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.
The fucking police clarked me last night and I had to spend 17 hours in the city jail.
by anonymous May 7, 2005
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Verb.The expulsion of all bodily fluids through every orrafice at the same time.
Steve: I just Clarked

Billy: Wow, we really need to clean this mess of blood, semen, mucas, urine, and stomach acid up!
by Allen Jobs February 15, 2009
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