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that makes my pants tight

When you see a hottie, or something very nice like a car that you want, its an excellent sentence to describe how you feel about it. Or how whats in your pants feels about it.
Joe: "Dude, look at that Cadillac Escalade."
Alex: "That makes my pants tight."

Check your pants after that one 

Is usually shouted at somebody who has done a terrible wet fart. Mainly in a crowded space like a lift, a meeting room or a class room.
You might want to check your pants after that one

That thing under your pants 

what is that Thing under your pants

that all you got, pansies? 

Should you survive a gunshot wound/knife stabbing/drive by/ getting hit by a car and still be standing, this phrase should be said, followed by a smirk. It is garuanteed to cause a massive drop in your attackers' morale, and they may even turn tail and run.
Eat my AK, gumbastard!



*one ak shot hits coat and goes through*


that all you got, pansies?


Shit, i wasted the entire clip!

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026