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that makes my pants tight

When you see a hottie, or something very nice like a car that you want, its an excellent sentence to describe how you feel about it. Or how whats in your pants feels about it.
Joe: "Dude, look at that Cadillac Escalade."
Alex: "That makes my pants tight."

Check your pants after that one 

Is usually shouted at somebody who has done a terrible wet fart. Mainly in a crowded space like a lift, a meeting room or a class room.

that all you got, pansies? 

Should you survive a gunshot wound/knife stabbing/drive by/ getting hit by a car and still be standing, this phrase should be said, followed by a smirk. It is garuanteed to cause a massive drop in your attackers' morale, and they may even turn tail and run.
Eat my AK, gumbastard!



*one ak shot hits coat and goes through*


that all you got, pansies?


Shit, i wasted the entire clip!

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022