An urbanized and supposedly cool way of saying, "That's the way the cool crumbles." Mostly used by perverted pre-pubescent boys who think the quote is sexual.
"Aw man, I just got a D on my math test.." "That's the way the pickle squirts dude."
by Erika June 1, 2004
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The way the seamen in the male reproductive organ the penis, squirts as he ejaculates. Ie, the direction.
Woman: HEY, you got some in my eye!!
Man: Sorry, that's the way the pickle squirts!
by courtney May 29, 2004
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