Thankshitting 

Noun- The single or series of massive shits as a result of eating too much during Thanksgiving dinner.

Verb- The act of taking a massive shit as a result of eating too much on Thanksgiving

Noun- Dude, I just took the biggest Thankshitting ever!

Verb- Just a sec, I'm in the bathroom Thankshitting.

Thankshitting by Ukuleleist November 26, 2011

Thanksgetting 

What people celebrate when they have forgotten the real meaning of thanksgiving.

The McCains just sat down for Thanksgetting dinner.

Thanksgetting by ibweag December 2, 2010

Thanksgetting 

The holiday in which people abandon their closest friends and family for the thrill of saving $100 on a slightly larger television set on which to watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

Mom, sweetheart: hurry up and finish your turkey. It's half an hour until noon and I need to start my Thanksgetting day shopping.

Thanksgetting by Wally Martin December 6, 2013