Thankshallowmas

A post-modern holiday created in 2004 by Kathy Carey of Chicago. It combines the best traditions of Thanksgiving (meal), Halloween (candy, costumes, decorations) and Christmas (presents, decorations). Thankshallowmas traditionally takes place on the first Saturday following Halloween. It also exempts Kathy's in-laws from any further holiday celebrations with her family, which makes it all worth it.

Dude! I got that sweet lego set from Grandma for Thankshallowmas!

Thankshallowmas by |||gp||| November 5, 2011

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Thankshallowistmas

A merged holiday including Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas, coined under Bill Maher's "New Rules."

Thankshallowistmas - now you only have to gather with your batshit family once a year.

Thankshallowistmas by Balfdor November 25, 2007

Word of the Day on November 26, 2008

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New Thankshallowistmas

A Combination of New Years, Thanks Giving, Halloween, And Christmas. Similar to Thankshallowistmas.

Happy New Thankshallowistmas!!!!!!!

New Thankshallowistmas by Alegna thats Angela backwards December 16, 2008

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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