Thankshallowmas

A post-modern holiday created in 2004 by Kathy Carey of Chicago. It combines the best traditions of Thanksgiving (meal), Halloween (candy, costumes, decorations) and Christmas (presents, decorations). Thankshallowmas traditionally takes place on the first Saturday following Halloween. It also exempts Kathy's in-laws from any further holiday celebrations with her family, which makes it all worth it.

Dude! I got that sweet lego set from Grandma for Thankshallowmas!

Thankshallowmas by |||gp||| November 5, 2011

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Thankshallowistmas

A merged holiday including Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas, coined under Bill Maher's "New Rules."

Thankshallowistmas - now you only have to gather with your batshit family once a year.

Thankshallowistmas by Balfdor November 25, 2007

Word of the Day on November 26, 2008

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New Thankshallowistmas

A Combination of New Years, Thanks Giving, Halloween, And Christmas. Similar to Thankshallowistmas.

Happy New Thankshallowistmas!!!!!!!

New Thankshallowistmas by Alegna thats Angela backwards December 16, 2008

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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