Another name for Valentines Day; the holiday is similar to thanksgiving in that the few days leading up to turkey day you abstain from over eating so you can make a total glutton of yourself on the one day where nobody looks down upon such an act. On sexual Thanks giving you abstain from intercourse a few days prior so you can have a marathon sex session that rivals Sting's best efforts, may also be used for an anniversary or birthdays.
Wife: What are we doing for Valentines Day honey?
Husband: You mean sexual thanksgiving, and what do you think we are going to do? You better get ready because I'm going to knock the bottom out of you!!!
Husband: You mean sexual thanksgiving, and what do you think we are going to do? You better get ready because I'm going to knock the bottom out of you!!!
by I got you back July 13, 2009
Someone who has nowhere to go on Thanksgiving because they are far away from family and friends. A Thanksgiving orphan is someone who is taken in by friends or another family to share in the Thanksgiving feast.
by Jenny Manning November 25, 2008
1. A Ginormous nasty shit taken the day after Thanksgiving
2. A reference to the shit taken after Thanksgiving
2. A reference to the shit taken after Thanksgiving
by Weesnaw_95 October 26, 2007
When you can't get your brothers sister pregnant, throw 'er on the table like a deep pitted pig pull out yalls mamys turkey baster poke 'er in her fur burger with yur rooster douche filled entierly with Jimmy's French fry dip and set 'er timer fur 9 months
Well see Dixie been trynna get 'er self a bun fur her oven so we called for an Alabama Thanksgiving nd had ourselves a lil family reu-nin, Uncle Glen always had a special touch!
by Dylon Byrd April 16, 2019
An unintentional beard started over the 4 day Thanksgiving weekend, where you're too lazy to shave it off monday morning. Usually continues until Christmas or New Year's Day.
Also known as a Holiday Beard
Also known as a Holiday Beard
Boss: You look like you haven't shaved in days. That's unprofessional.
Employee: Sir, that's my Thanksgiving beard. It's my way of honoring our forefathers.
Boss: Oh, I didn't realize that. Maybe I'll grow one too.
Employee: Sir, that's my Thanksgiving beard. It's my way of honoring our forefathers.
Boss: Oh, I didn't realize that. Maybe I'll grow one too.
by levarselosmonos November 23, 2009
Pants that are worn in anticipation of eating a huge meal (i.e. Thanksgiving dinner). These pants usually boast an elastic waist, to allow some give for that third helping of sweet potato pie.
by Contessa Vanessa September 9, 2006
Jenny is on a diet and is participating in her Thanksgiving Fast to prepare for the large amount of calories she will be consuming during her Thanksgiving Feast.
by GoldmanC November 25, 2010