Texas Winter 

What citizens of lesser states (and those located farther North) know as a cold front.

**Weatherman on TV** .......and the forecast for the week of December 15-22 is mostly high 80's and low 90's and then we're seeing a lot of atmospheric movement coming in from the North, so dig out your parkas and snowmobiles because we're expecting the weather to be hitting low 50's by the end of the week. You don't want to be left out in the cold in a harsh Texas winter like this. Now for some more breaking news....................

Texas Winter by Linuibar November 21, 2009

Winters Texas 

Small, crappy town in Texas. It's filled with people who are small, backwards and dumb.

Sue: Whats the dumbest town in Texas?

Mary: Winters Texas is the dumbest town in Texas.

Winters Texas by tmg2006 June 28, 2009

winter Texan

After a male has engaged in anal sex, but before he has orgasmed, he pulls his member out and ejaculates over his partner's back, aiming for the area of the back directly above the top of the buttcrack.

Some people are freaky; some like giving Cleveland steamers, others are more a fan of the winter Texan.

winter Texan by Bob the Angry Flower June 23, 2006