Texas Tomato

Analingus performed on a rectum smothered with Texas or Tex-Mex style hot sauce.

Honey, grab the hot sauce, drop your pants, it's time for a Texas Tomato.

by TexasTomatoFarmer August 1, 2010

texas tomato sauce

when a person has really bad diarrhea and drinks about 9 gallons of red drinks in a time period of about two to three hours while eating tons of red colored foods and the takes a huge red diarrhea dump in a bowl then makes french fries and then consumes the french fries and using the diarrhea as ketchup; also possible to do with more people

kyle: I texas tomato sauced yesterday
caleb: and you did this without me

by 1458lover July 7, 2010