Texas Blow Job

When one person licks in and around the other persons asshole.
Also known as a tossed salad.

"That freak bitch on the corner gives a mean texas blow job!"

Texas Blow Job by J-Bills March 12, 2008

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Texas blow job

wen a smoker with a whole in their neck gives u a blow job with that whole in da neck.

come here honey an let me give u a texas blow job

Texas blow job by Tiggol biddies August 28, 2009

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Texas Blowjob

When you put hot sauce on your dick and have a girl lick it

Sandy gave billy bob a Texas blowjob for being a good boy

Texas Blowjob by Jokey4 April 13, 2017

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texas blowjob

Like a normal blowjob but the girl straddles the man and he plays with her rusty sheriff's badge.

Girl: Hey baby wanna 69?
Boy: Yeah, jump on board and give me a texas blowjob cos I'm going to shove a finger up your ass

texas blowjob by positionman June 16, 2013

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Dirty Texas Blowjob

when bryson is sitting in a corner iglooing and your getting blown by a homeless man with a mouthful of mayonnaise and then you give him a dirty wet facial and whilst the bryson is in the corner you begin to rainbow kiss him while straddling him and munting your aborted fetus

Sam: i walked into a frat party last night and there they were each giving eachother a dirty texas blowjob
Alex: holy crap bro

Dirty Texas Blowjob by rollthtblnt October 10, 2025

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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