Texas Blow Job 

When one person licks in and around the other persons asshole.
Also known as a tossed salad.

"That freak bitch on the corner gives a mean texas blow job!"

Texas Blow Job by J-Bills March 12, 2008

Texas blow job 

wen a smoker with a whole in their neck gives u a blow job with that whole in da neck.

come here honey an let me give u a texas blow job

Texas blow job by Tiggol biddies August 28, 2009

Texas Blowjob 

When you put hot sauce on your dick and have a girl lick it

Sandy gave billy bob a Texas blowjob for being a good boy

Texas Blowjob by Jokey4 April 13, 2017

texas blowjob 

Like a normal blowjob but the girl straddles the man and he plays with her rusty sheriff's badge.

Girl: Hey baby wanna 69?
Boy: Yeah, jump on board and give me a texas blowjob cos I'm going to shove a finger up your ass

texas blowjob by positionman June 16, 2013

Dirty Texas Blowjob 

when bryson is sitting in a corner iglooing and your getting blown by a homeless man with a mouthful of mayonnaise and then you give him a dirty wet facial and whilst the bryson is in the corner you begin to rainbow kiss him while straddling him and munting your aborted fetus

Sam: i walked into a frat party last night and there they were each giving eachother a dirty texas blowjob
Alex: holy crap bro

Dirty Texas Blowjob by rollthtblnt October 10, 2025