1.) A fanciful, diminutive creature from Texas obsessed with the notion of maintaining/bolstering Gold reserves (and, henceforth, preventing Rainbows from happening).

2.) Ron Paul
My day was full of sunny joy and laughter until that dang Texaprechaun came, cast a pall and absconded with my spare bouillon.
by dvnix January 24, 2012
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