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You ain already know what it mean you ain’t test 9 you taken 12
You Not test 9. You taken 12. You is an op fr
Test 9 by Rjdjjejdnndjs May 27, 2022

9 volt test 

The "tongue to object" manuever used when checking a 9 volt battery with your tongue.
Going down on a girl for the first time? Use the 9 volt test

Mike: I took that rolly-polly lookin chick home from the bar last night.
Joe: Oh yeah? How'd that go?
Mike: She kept doin the pelvic tilt head push tryin to get me to eat it.
Joe: Did you?
Mike: I wasn't sure if I should or not, so I gave her the 9 volt test.. I had the same reaction you get with a battery.
Joe: Gross

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9 volt test by tonyrums December 9, 2009

99% on the test 

you are screwed if you have strict parents
thats not even a passing grade
person 1: "what score did u get on the recent tests?"
person 2: " I got a 99% on the test"
person 1: "oh rip my bro"