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Terry Tate 

The violent act of unexpectedly flattening someone, often, though not necessarily, performed in an office setting.
Mike: It would have been hilarious if the band had played in their library.

Ray: Hilarious because I would have to Terry Tate their trombone player!

OR

Josh: If I ever see Ped Xing again, I may have to Terry Tate his ass!
Terry Tate by laserboots November 23, 2009
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Terry Tate 

One of the world's best office linebackers.
We hired an office linebacker after watching terry tate tackle people, yell at people and making a fat man cry in his videos.
Terry Tate by Andrew July 23, 2003

Terry Tate 

The brilliant character created by Reebok's marketing staff. Hired into a major corporation, his job is to improve office productivity by means of tackling the shit out of any whiny cracker who thinks he's too good to refill the coffee pot, handle his own K-22 paper jams, or throw the soda can into the proper recycling bin.
"Yesterday, Fred from human resources got slammed into the wall by our loveable Terry Tate after he forgot to use a cover sheet on his fax report."
Terry Tate by The Toe February 16, 2005

terry tate 

A reebok commercial icon who revolutionized the industry by bringing both hard hitting action and classical humor to the T.V. Terry Tate has changed my outlook on life and gave me a real idea of how rough office life can be.
(playing backyard football) WHHOOOOOHHOOOO, here comes the pain train baby, Terry Tate is gonna make grass outta your ass, BIATCH!!!

(tackle the waiter while waiting for food) I ordered those eggs 14 minutes ago, don't make me tackle you again son.

(yelling at teacher) I'm sick of all this homework bitch! dont' make me knock your ass out and choke u with those chalk brushes.
terry tate by birwin July 7, 2006

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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