Terdman syndrome 

A group of rare symptoms commonly found in lonely bar singers. Symptoms usually include laziness, swollen ego, complaining about everything and just being a natural piece of shit. Somebody found with terdman syndrome usually tells the same jokes or use the same insults for years and can't tell they have been over used. You can usually spot someone easily with terdman syndrome when they walk by you and howl. Not to construe this with abeitis. The difference between abeitis and terdman syndrome is abeitis sufferers only miss work. Where as people with terdman syndrome come to work, but didn't do anything while on the clock. Terdman sufferers usually call this keeping money. It is also a known fact that people with abeitis work more hours annually than a terdman. One of the symptoms also include pooping from the penis.

His terdman syndromeis acting up bad because he's been keeping money all day!

Terdman syndrome by Dun witit January 9, 2019