Tepitis

A tendency to fall asleep on the tee or at any point during a golf match...

Sandals had Tepitis during our match, it took her a solid minute before she tee'd off!!

by Shawn2Shot June 18, 2023

Texitis

A psychosomatic disease affecting a person originating from Texas that is loud, boisterous, rude, and generally vulgar.

Wow, that man is a short, fat, loud prick with a texas accent. He must have Texitis!

by Jack Hines 2 February 25, 2011

Tupitis

The inability to speak clearly or be understood due to fact that a dick is blocking the airway.

Tupitis can also cause one to mumble due to the lack of teeth.

When I try to answer my dentist it's like I have tupitis since he can never understand me.

by Brynjolfsson February 9, 2010