When your other half desides to show their effection by shitting on you. Normally On the cheast or face. Then rubbing it in like a cream.
"Guys guess what my Misses did last night"
"What man?"
"She took a tender love dump on me"
"No way man thas shit hot"
"What man?"
"She took a tender love dump on me"
"No way man thas shit hot"
by KrRnWi March 10, 2008