When a man swims naked in the ocean and his penis is bobbing around like a small fish or similar food morsel.
by Cheeno t April 16, 2011
1.Ethan. "dude it looks like that guy is playing with himself under the table".
Chris. "yea hes totally tempting the turtle".
2.Mitch. "oh my god I'm so board, i totally feel like tempting the turtle.
Chris. "yea hes totally tempting the turtle".
2.Mitch. "oh my god I'm so board, i totally feel like tempting the turtle.
by spongecarrotsaysmoo December 6, 2009
Andrea: lol so that drunk guy kept trying to dance with u all night
Jnet: yeah man he was tempted to touch w his drunk self
or
a guy keeps poking or tickling Jnet
she tells him "God stop being so tempted to touch!!!"
Jnet: yeah man he was tempted to touch w his drunk self
or
a guy keeps poking or tickling Jnet
she tells him "God stop being so tempted to touch!!!"
by Jnet823 January 19, 2010
by Karen Amber Sims March 24, 2007
Tom: you think justin bieber is ass tempting!
James: ya i know! like OMG, he's such a piece of eye candy!
Tom: ur a fag
James: ya i know! like OMG, he's such a piece of eye candy!
Tom: ur a fag
by JBisasstempting June 6, 2011
when a person is on the very brink of soiling him/herself while at a bookstore or library (see: turtlehead) but nonetheless takes the time to peruse various magazines and books in an effort to find the best available reading material for the time he/she intends on spending in the public toilet.
Let's see, New Republic, the Onion, Rolling Stone, errrrrg!!!, tempting fate, tempting fate, Time Magazine, ....
by TemptedFateButWillNeverAgain May 17, 2010
Hanging out with the coolest people you've ever met, while maintaining your marriage vows and keeping your hands to yourself (for the most part, anyway).
Being flanked by two hot females during a concert and having them grab my thighs is really tempting my nuptuals.
by Mrs. Robinson2 November 16, 2010