Pop's telephone 

Placing one breast in your mouth and one breast in your ear before making a "call". Highly recommend assistance from a stripper.

Pop's asked the stripper, "Let's play telephone". Stripper lovingly replied "okay!". Forever called pop's telephone.

Pop's telephone by TheMadScientist81 May 28, 2019

Telephone Tourette's

Generally found in call center or helpdesk environments; the uncontrollable urge to scream obscenities at a caller for real or imagined stupidities

Did you hear Don cursing at his caller today?
Yeah, his telephone Tourette's was really acting up today

Telephone Tourette's by Lollercycle October 4, 2008

God's Telephone 

When you're so wasted that you're leaning over the toilet yelling "Oh God" or similar between spasms.

Yeah, Stu was on God's Telephone on his birthday.

God's Telephone by Speh May 27, 2004

talking into god’s telephone 

When one is throwing up into a toilet

I felt really sick last night and spent most of it talking into god’s telephone.

talking into god’s telephone by grdn79 August 22, 2023

telephone soup

When someone goes on and on on the phone talking crap or gibberish or something that does your head in

blah blah blah 5 mins later blah blah 1/2 hr later still blah blah blah and then you say "enough of your telephone soup I really got to go"

telephone soup by hammerex July 15, 2010

telephone scar 

A slash inflicted from the side of the mouth to the ear, the place a telephone or cell phone is placed, hence the name.

Hood Ninja: "Aye dog, yo I straight got ripped an once of them buds son." (This gentlemen was shorted one ounce of marijuana)

Drug Dealer: "Umm... no?"

Hood Ninja: (Pulls out knife, slashes drug dealers left side of the face, from mouth to ear) "Yo, screw me again bitch, and I'll make the right side match."

Drug Dealer: "Not ANOTHER telephone scar!!!"

telephone scar by The Isaacton April 3, 2008

telephone sideye 

telephone sideye is giving a sideye whilst on the telephone. when something is very shocking or surprising

“amber, thats a bombastic sideeye, telephone sideye 😒📞”

“leave me alone ayesha”

telephone sideye by ayesha ꨄ︎ August 31, 2023