1. Place: The anti-world of the internet. Filled with dumb-fucks, spammers, cheaters, bots, noobs, and fakes.
2. Language: The (primary) language of teh internetz. Misspellings, and grammatical errors of the english language run rampant. When learning the language, it may help to bash your face into the keyboard between sentences.
John: I lostmy way and ended up in teh internetz D:
Craig: LoL!1! tg ikk bde 5k Meh JusT @e a b@ge| XDXDXD
A magical land comprised of interconnecting tubes clogged with pr0nz. It has become a common misnomer to associate teh internets with big trucks. This is false.
I found a video of my mom sucking poop out of a dead cow's ass on teh internets. It gave me a chubby.
Contarary to popular believe, it's not like a big truck you can just dump stuff on. It's more like a series of tubes.
The internet used to be for sharing usefull and interesting information. now it's a tool for hackers to steal your PC and a tool for 4chan and MySpace to spread it's horrors.
If you try your best, you can win some internets by doing the following:
* become an hero.
* make fun of furries.
* buy a lot of internets from An ISP.
* post funnies
Website with many user submitted videos, pics, and elaborate forum. Hybrid of many web 2.0 websites.
Larry: Hey man, this video is pretty funny!
Garry: Yeah man! You should add that to theinternetz.biz!
Barry: You will need to register to add that video, thankfully it's a breeze!
Larry: You're right guys!... ... ... LOLz