Tecnis 

To have a piece of hardware that wants to be inconsiderable toward the fact that I only need them for one reason and won’t for fill this reason

Teknolagy racist 🖕🏼🌬🌬🤘🏾🤯

I want my fucking WiFi bitch stop acting like yo service don’t work like ooooh I got 2 bars like fix it Lil lame tecnis

Tecnis by Nippi kay June 26, 2021

technissimo

An IT guy with the attitude.

... and that's the computer center, home ground of the technissimo.

technissimo by mahatma kane jeeves October 19, 2018

tennis shoe Ernie 

The most famous geriatric in all of the greater Steubenville metropolitan area, known for driving his scooter in negative 30 degree weather. His cleaning equipment is held in two giant tubes protruding from the back of his scooter. You can usually catch him washing a window or sitting on the sidewalk.

Man, did you see tennis shoe Ernie bookin' it down sunset today?

tennis shoe Ernie by comaco November 26, 2010

email tennis 

A seemingly endless interchange of emails without any useful outcome.

"I'm getting hacked off with this email tennis ...where's it getting us ?"
"Let's end the email tennis. What do you REALLY want?"

email tennis by Marshallasthefish December 11, 2007

Tennis Shoe Money 

Somewhere between dirt poor and F*#% You Money. It's the initial indicator of modern financial freedom, allowing a person who has Tennis Shoe Money to wear trendy athletic shoes while conducting business activities that would otherwise demand a different class of foot wear. Generally centered around tech start ups, Tennis Shoe Money has spread to other business sectors.

What's up with the silver sneakers at the office?

He's got Tennis Shoe Money.

Tennis Shoe Money by Izri Simms March 1, 2011

New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash 

@Scottthewoz May 31, 2020
Look up the definition for "new Scott The Woz episode on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash" I dare you and I swear to god if this tweet isn't next to it I will totally understand I literally just typed all of this right now, Merriam Webster isn't a god

Net Meister: Hey Dudes and dudettes have you seen the New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash ?

Dudes and dudettes: Yeah man it was pretty radical

New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash by Reaganlol May 31, 2020

Table tennis volleyball 

A game that mixes the best of table tennis and volleyball. It was started in Oxford in 2009 and spread to London in 2010.

Let's go play some table tennis volleyball, it's awesome!

Table tennis volleyball by FunkyLemon November 19, 2011