Technoturd

Person who is so obnoxiously technologically proficient that they ridicule you for not knowing how to photoshop Hillary Clinton's face onto a donkey's butt.

My computer science teacher is such a technoturd.

by Big "J" in PDX December 25, 2010

Technotard

A person who has a significant conceptual, behavioral, or intellectual impairment that makes it impossible for them to understand or use even the most rudimentary of electronic devices.

Jack can't even program his remote control or the speed dial in his cell phone--what a technotard!

by Phuqit October 9, 2006

Technotariat

A collective noun describing automata, both hardware and software, which displace the traditional productive roles of the proletariat. In other words: Robots which take people's jobs.

In ways Marx couldn't have imagined, a technotariat of hardware and software are taking the jobs of more and more people today.

by zyzzogeton January 6, 2015

TECHNOTRONICS

IT IS A SIMPLE WORD THAT COMBINES ALL ELECTRICAL INSTRUMENTS THAT PRODUCE SOUND IN THE FORM OF MUSIC

TECHNOTRONICS ARE ANY RADIO, MP3 PLAYER, & IPOD

by MOMMY3 July 17, 2009

technotarded

1. A person who has no clue about technology. 2. An insecure individual who calls the Help Desk of any organization who starts off their problem with, "I am not computer savvy." 3. A technologically-challenged individual.

Oh my gawd, I'm surrounded by technotards! They couldn't operate a C64 without a owner's manual!!

by firahz May 13, 2005

techno turd

What your cell phone becomes when you drop it in the toliet.

I was texting Holly when I accidentally dropped my phone and it became a techno turd.

by harryhotard February 26, 2010

tecnotard

People that have no idea how to use modern technology. They will bug you until you want to put a bullet in your brain.

Man 1: How do I move this file to my flash drive?
Man 2: You left click the file, hold down the click and move it to the flash drive, you Tecnotard.

by Volk551 September 2, 2011