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Techno Ninja 

A myhthical, probably asian or specifically japanese, man that came from another dimension to inflict terror on two men. One man was completely oblivious to the Ninja, but he eventually causes the demise of him by pushing him out a window. The other man thwarts the attacks of the ninja, one method by pwning him in the face with a gate. The ninja's abilities include smoke teleportation and randomness.
Dude, did you see "Return of the Techno Ninja" yet? I heard the Techno Ninja dies.
Techno Ninja by Fei Hong Chan III January 28, 2005
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techno ninja 

The above description is accurate only to a point. It is clearly referencing the period of time known is PCN or Pre Chuck Norris. These silly fools were no match for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris Killed the remaining ninja by sneezing on him. The blast blew the ninjas flesh off his bones. Then check went back to the dimension these silly fools came from and stayed there until his cold was over.. There were no survivors.

Since This time Chuck Norris has been refferd to by the people of asie as the last great techno ninja.
Yo Jack this kung foo movie is dope but these fools aint no techno ninjas!

Yea these bitches cant handle the truth!
techno ninja by Steve Norris March 22, 2007

techno-ninja-mommas 

noun. Saavy customer support personnel that usually work from home and for the most part are PT Moms that have become unbelievably bored at home and wish to join the workplace, but still have kids to shuttle back and forth. As a result, they are working part time usually in customer support that allows them to coordinate their hours between child issues
Man, the techno-ninja-mommas gave me fine support,probably because they don't have to deal with their kids for that one moment and are talking to an adult for the first time today. Not to mention they were probably in their pajamas
techno-ninja-mommas by PDGreen March 25, 2008
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