tech 

1. abbreviation for "technique," most frequently used in the context of a video game. The plural of this abbreviation is just "tech."
2. abbreviation for "technology."

1. "Dude, check out this sick Yoshimitsu tech."
"Whoa, dude!"
2. "I'd say I'm pretty skilled with sextoy tech."

tech by fakt0r September 13, 2017

tech 

Intratec TEC-9 9mm semi-automatic pistol. Pre-ban version could accomodate a 50 round magazine and had a threaded barrel to accept a silencer or barrel extention. It could be easily modified with "hellfire" rapid fire triggers, or full automatic mode.

imma bust a dome shot with my tech n9ne on this narc ass bitch

tech by Jake November 17, 2003

tech 

1. An adjective used to denote something especially effective at a given time. Slang originating from collectible card games: a card deemed particularly useful in a certain situation is deemed "tech," and it spread to other things.

2. A synonym for cool, due to sloppy usage of definition 1.

Both definitions are usually only used by card geeks.

Oh, man. Telling your mother that you were at a blood drive instead of out drinking was tech—now she thinks you're disoriented due to blood loss!

tech by Starfury April 11, 2004

Tech 

a 9mm assault pistol made by the Intratec company in Miami, Florida. favored by gangstas in the hood because the retail price is only about $300.

them niggaz betta watch it, i packin' my tech.

Tech by duece February 4, 2004

Tech 

A person with EXTREME knowledge or skills with computers or electronically gear (but not including actual game). A positive comment which replaces geek and it's sometimes not as positive effect.

Toms the tech around here, he will fix your computer for you and then some

Tech by Robbie J June 10, 2003

tech 

v.

To organize a show or production; to work behind the scenes at a play or concert.

I teched the concert...the lights got so messed up because none of the techies paid attention.

tech by someone July 18, 2004

tech 

A person of infinite knowlege and skillz

1. One of my techs will be over shortly to explain the meaning of life.

2. One of my techs will be coming over to build a concrete wall to partition your garden.

3. Ive got my techs looking at a large project, once they have spent several months research and evaluating it I will reject it.

tech by david-hasslehoff August 27, 2010