teather
Hey! Look at that teather over there!
I bet she fucks on the first date!
Go ask her what her name is!
I bet she fucks on the first date!
Go ask her what her name is!
teather by jimmy1peppers July 13, 2009
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Teather
The brand name of a fruit leather snack made with white tea leaves and whole fruit. The word is a play on its two key aspects: tea and fruit leather. Originated in 2009.
Oh honey, can you satisfy my insatiable desire for something sweet, chewy and that lasts a long time? On second thought, go pick up a pouch of Teather at the store!
Teather by Fred "The Dorf" Dorfman September 4, 2010
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Sneaky Teather
When a greasy, greaseball of a kid, sneaks up from behind and gently slips his greasy, lubricated penis into the behind of a male or female person.
Sneaky Teather by SneakyWeaky May 31, 2010
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Tether Balling
When your balls are hanging extremely low, most likely on a hot day, and you shake your hips side to side until your balls wrap around your penis resembling a Tether Ball Pole. This must be done with no hands, making it an accomplishment worth sharing with all your friends.
Sam came in from playing soccer when it was 100 degrees out, took off his gym shorts. He quickly shook his hips side to side repeatedly until his balls had wrapped around this dick. He was proud because he had just done some extreme Tether Balling.
Tether Balling by ohohface247 June 10, 2010
annoying bitch teacher
A fucking bitch who gets on your nerve every day, and decides to take everything you bring in class to the office and makes you want to slap the bitch out of her.
annoying bitch teacher by Vinderhar April 5, 2017
teacher bladder
Condition occurring when a teacher cannot leave their classroom for extended periods of time and must hold it.
teacher bladder by Hey Ms. H! November 30, 2017
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