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A silly person is dreams about crazy things. But it's ok because they are true 99.99999% of the time.
Teary
Teary by Emmarie:) October 28, 2020
Something very stupid that brings about laughter
"Are you a Clippers fan?"... Pete

"Yea"...Ericc

"Ur fuccin teary"...Pete
teary by killa20 November 8, 2009
Teary is a name for someone who likes to indulge in sexual intercourse with the same gender
have you seen David, bro's a teary
Teary by frustrated fish March 22, 2023
When you're forcing someone to sexual intercourse and make them cry.
He forced himself upon her and made her teary.
teary by Teary Dantte May 26, 2018

Teary brown eye 

Term used to describe the condition when water backsplashes right on one's butthole after his/her turd has hit the water of the toilet.
"That turd was so heavy, it gave me a teary brown eye."
Teary brown eye by The Joe 82 July 2, 2006

teary wank 

As the name implies, having a little cry while self-pleasuring.
He was sad and alone so he had a teary wank.
teary wank by sadselfpleasure June 14, 2011
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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