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Teamcrastinate

When the studied avoidance of work is participated in by more than one person.

Practised when a task to be avoided is shared by more than one person, when multiple people who have seperate tasks to be avoided share in each others avoidance, or when it is simply not enough to procrastinate or multicrastinate.
Melissa and Johannes hated the assignment so much that they decided some teamcrastination was in order and headed off to the pub.

I should be writing an assignment and he should be doing laundry, but instead we are going to teamcrastinate and order pizza.
Teamcrastinate by Cagney (or Lacey) December 1, 2010
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textcrastinate 

To delay/wait texting back someone who has sent you a text in order not to appear overly excited about the fact that they texted you. This is especially true when it is someone you are interested in.
I'm so excited....John just texted me! I am going to textcrastinate as long as possible before I reply.
textcrastinate by Hot Salsa October 30, 2007
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