tea bag

(v). To lower your body as to dip the testicles into her mouth as the woman is tounging the scrotum.

Hey man, you should have seen the look on that bitches face when I tea bagged her.

by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho January 23, 2003

Tea Bag

(n. or v.) To place testicles in someone's mouth and procede in a up and down motion.

Shut up or I'll tea bag you

by The clit commander April 11, 2003

tea-bag

Dipping your testicles into the open mouth of another person. Kind of like dipping a tea bag in and out of a cup of water.

I caught the mail man tea bagging my mom. She gagged.

by GhastlyChaos June 10, 2005

tea bag

When you wake up to feel something that's warm, soft and fuzzy on your face and you realize that it isn't a puppy.

Jesse awoke to find a puppy on his face. Wait, that's not a puppy...

by thefinpope May 13, 2005

tea bag

1. A small porous sack holding enough tea leaves to make an individual serving of tea.

2. Placing your testes inside someones mouth and raising and lowering them to look like you are making tea.

I dropped the tea bag into the kettle.

I proceded to tea bag the homeless man.

by DeltaSlaya June 11, 2006

Tea Bag

to stick your saggin balls on someones face while they are sleeping

i tea baged joe at teh sleepover

by Dude Dan January 16, 2003

tea bag

When a gentlemen takes his testicles and places them upon a person's face in order to disgrace that individual. For best effect they are placed near or inside the oral region (and dipped to simulate a tea bag). A person may also take the testicles and cover the eyes - this is called a trojan helmet.

Andrew was dozing away peacefully underneath his warm covers. A few moments later he awoke to C's nuts planted on his cheek. Andrew was so tired he did not even realize he was getting the tea bag treatment. We all hid and waited for the anger to come, but instead of anger we heard a soft whisper. That whisper said: "What are you guys going to do to me".

by joemammy December 14, 2008