Tea whore

Person 1: OMG! Did you hear that person 3 and person 4 are dating???????? :o

Person 2: yeah lol omg
Person 3: *suddenly wants to date person 1 because there acting like a material gworl*
*when person 1 and person 3 start dating, it becomes clear person 1 acted fake, because they act very differently when they’re dating, person 1 not acting like the omg gworl they were then the hoe breaks up with them*

Definition: Simular to a thot, or material girl; usually try to fake mental illnesses for attention, dating, tea, and love, their love is fake however.
There could also be scenario 2:
Someone acts very sweet kind and bubbly at first then starts acting like a hoe and you eventually realize your being manipulated, tea whores are usually fake, manipulative thots and if you see one, you should immediately put sanitizer in your eyes and run

by 𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕤 April 7, 2022

oi oi wheres me cuppa tea mate!?

A British mating call. Happens every 6 months a British has turned into an adult. A British person would often think you're another British, so climb onto a nearby tree whenever that happens. If you hear a British saying this out loud, be sure to appreciate the beauty of nature.

British person: oi oi wheres me cuppa tea mate!?
X: wow... I would've never thought I would see a British mating call. Life is beautiful.

by J.Tuna May 13, 2023

Pass the tea, please, where's the sugar?

Horrific message often found when listening to Beatles albums played backwards. "Tea" and "sugar" obviously have multiple unspeakably depraved meanings. (How do you play them backwards, by the way? I've never managed to do it!)

On hearing that bit where gnis seltaeB eht Pass the tea, please, where's the sugar?:

Ohhh NOOOOOOOOOO, it's super teatime AGAIN, hide the kiddies!!!

by Fearman October 30, 2007