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Taylor (Daniel) Launter 

Basically a guy who is very much like Edward Cullen, but has no fucking clue why or what he is doing.

All he knows is that lots of girls find him "cute" or "adorable" but he knows truely that, he just plays a fucking character in a movie thats SUPPOSED to be cute and adorable.

But he knows that he is really, really, fucking ugly in real life, and he is really really retarded.

Almost every girl that read, watched, or knows of twilight, they will become fucked, or obsessive of eiter Taylor Launter or Edward Cullen.

If you like/love Taylor (Daniel) Launter please either kill yourself, or find an ACTUAL boyfriend rather than obsessing yourself over this overrated actor who has no life, because he won't come running to save you like he does with Bella Swan. So go out there and make yourself known.

Also. TDL means "To Do List"
not, Taylor Daniel Launter.

don't remake acronyms, it just fucks the world up more.
Person 1: OMG IT'S TAYLOR (Daniel) LAUNTER
Person 2: WTF. NO. NO. no.

Person 1: Isn't taylor launter hot?
Person 2: No, he isn't.
Person 1: WTF, HE'S THE HOTTEST THING ALIVEEE MORE HOTTER THAN EDWARD CULLEN!!
Person 2: no me.

Daniel Taylor 

It’s what you call an extremely feminine “male” that was more than likely born a female. You can see the pink lace panties he’s wearing when he moves certain ways. It’s also someone who is extremely weak and has the brain the size of a peanut. He enjoys tossing salads and having his fake nuts stepped on.
Whoa!!! That ugly chick look like she could be a Daniel Taylor one day!

Bro!!! You let a an old lady punch you in the face! Then you starting crying! And you got lost going home!!! Again!
Daniel Taylor by Incompetent October 24, 2020

daniel taylor 

A terd, crap, poop, shit. Usually a big piece of shit!
This Chinese food is cutting right through me. I need to go take a Daniel Taylor.
daniel taylor by Equality4all October 27, 2017

Daniel Taylor 

Little boy who likes receiving rimjobs from many men. This may include a rather brutish Indian man and a very short female named kdog
Daniel Taylor by Untc March 9, 2020

Daniel Taylor 

Someone that talks trash about a golf match that he agreed to and then the morning off magically has plans. This person also tends to attempt to change the subject when talking trash and takes back most things he says.
Yeah we challenged him but he acted like a total Daniel Taylor.
Daniel Taylor by Bamafan17 January 3, 2021

Daniel Taylor 

Daniel Taylor by Ian_cucks_alot December 8, 2021
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