Tax evasion

An easy way to keep all of the money you have earned

Jake~ I wonder what things I could do to keep the money I have earned this month.

Paul~ Have you tried doing tax evasion?

Jake~ omg Paul, you're a genious.

by Destroyer of babies October 10, 2021

tax evasion

1) Noun. The illegal nonpayment or avoidance of paying tax.

2) Exclamation. Considered by many to be the single most offensive word in the English language.

1) My brother just got jailed for tax evasion!

2) Guy 1: My parents are asleep, we can say bad words
Guy 2: tax evasion

by SuperLuigi9624 June 10, 2017

Tax evasion

The primary activity of upper class brits

“Boris commited tax evasion again”
“Wow shocker”

by I_eat_dick March 9, 2022

Tax evasion

A fun thing to do in your free time that also saves you money.

Person 1: Hey man, you wanna commit some tax evasion?
Person 2: Fuck yhea, fuck the IRS!!!

by anonymous February 24, 2023

Tax evasion

A cute caterpillar with a lot of simps

Person 1: "hey, it's tax evasion!"
Person 2: "I simp for tax evasion"

by RubyDupy August 2, 2020

Tax Evasion

Its not a crime its a obligation

The IRS calls it Tax Evasion I call it keeping my money.

by Blue4Beast October 16, 2025

Tax Evasion Gooner

Someone who goons to the concept of Tax Evasion and It’s Fanart

“Jimmy D Over There He Is Such a Tax Evasion Gooner!”

by AMOGUS Gooner April 1, 2026